Local Insults (lighthearted)

[foxyknoxy30]

So I was describing someone in my work to my friend as 'gleekit looking' and she didn't have a clue what I was talking about !What is your local insults😀Just for the record 'gleekit' means gormless looking

"Ur angin" is popular round my area lol

I used to live up North, near Liverpool, and a popular insult was 'Could stand a good clogging.'

Keener! (Someone who is a bit of a swot)
Shithead. (Insult for a Bristol city fan, usually from a Bristol Rovers fan).
Scuttler. A tart or prostitute.

Wazzock. West Country.

I lived in south Shropshire from the age of 10, and a big insult there was to call someone a cowbag.

Walloper
Weapon
Rocket
Bawbag
Belter
Boot
Bawsack
Pie
Fuckwit

Numpty. Daft 'aypeth (bit old school).

I can't actually remember what people use round here. Moved around so much once I was old enough to choose to leave.

I'll have to get down the local for a refresher course. I mostly use twat.

Fuckwit
Munter
Tosser
Cock Sucking Piglet (just don't with this one)

I heard a kid say the other day 'if I wanted a come back I would have wiped it off your mums face' 🤢 he was like 12

Tuss - Cornish.

Bampot/bam
Ned
Eejit
Clype
Tattie/tattieheed
Fanny
Mink/tink

Spenk - Sunderland

Get up the road and have a scratch .. Portsmouth

Bawbag, walloper, tadger

Back in the 50's, shouted to anyone riding a bike .......
'GERROFF AND MILK IT'
We knew how to insult.

You’m like a ship’s yud, all jaw.
= sheep’s head, someone who talks a lot.
South Shrophire

Meff - a scruffy person

Dinlo - also Portsmouth.

Squinny - also Portsmouth

Skatebait
Also Portsmouth ! ( Id forgotten Dinlo!,)
Wazzock or Twazzock

Nunter ( IOW)

Skates are sailors, Skatebait was what waa localky used to call a certain sort of lady who would go out on a Friday when ships were in .. not nice, sorry

Lots of us Pompey girls here !

Dinlo
Wazzock
Gert nob/dickhead/twat

Away an' shite.

A "sweaty" is someone who tries hard at something....not cool to some teenager's!

A "glory hunter" is someone who hogs the ball instead of passing it on to another team member, better placed to score....huge insult!