Saturday cafe

[sashh]

OK so the weekend is here, so time for a full English/Scottish/Welsh Breakfast or an Ulster Fry (If you are in the channel Islands, IOM etc then let me know your choice)

I have
Bacon (back and smoked back)
Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached
Hash Browns
Potato cakes
Baked beans
Tomato
Mushrooms
Black pudding
Toast
Fried bread

Obviously fruit, fruit juices, tea, coffee

I'd have everything, fried egg and smoked bacon for me.

On its way @Song

Can I be a pain and have a couple of dippy eggs with soldiers please?

Can I have poached egg (with a runny yolk) and everything but potato cake, toast and baked beans please. Also a big mug of strong black tea. Thank you!

Toast
Hash browns
Vegetarian sausages
Baked beans
Grilled tomatoes
Fried eggs
Scrambled eggs

Pancakes

Banana fritters

Coco pops with hot milk

Tea
Hot chocolate
Apple juice

I'm nursing dd3 she's 15 weeks and a fry up would be amaaaazing right about now. Especially one I don't have to make or clean up after. Please come to my house sashh

That's odd, my replies have disappeared.

Can I have Bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns, baked beans, black pudding and toast please. X

The frying pan is doing overtime @copperoliver

Bacon, black pudding,egg, hash brown, tomato and mushrooms please.

And a really good coffee? Thanks

I would be happy with a couple of bits of toast this morning. Plus a cup of tea the size of my head.

Bit early for a full breakfast but ...

Dry cured smoked bacon
Pork sausages
Hogs pudding
Decent tinned tomatoes
Fried burford brown egg
Portobello mushrooms
Hash browns

And a pot of real leaf tea - strong!

I'd have a big bowl of coco pops to start with please. Then a nice glass of cold orange juice. Bacon (unsmoked) sausage and runny fried eggs with two slices of toast!

Sounds like a perfect start to a morning!

Bowl of overnight butcher museum I soaked in almond milk
Large fruit salad with Greek yoghurt
Two cappuccinos

Exquisite!

Bircher muesli!!

Bacon, fried egg, beans and toast is minimum here. With sausages and hash browns added occasionally. Rarely, but does happen is fried bread.

Followed by a croissant or toast and jam.

Accompanied by orange juice and tea.

Hash browns and fried eggs for me

@Bringringbring12 Butcher Museum A visit to the butcher museum may be in order following all the bacon needed for the orders on this thread

Please can I have 2 poached eggs, hash browns, mushrooms and bacon. Ooh, and toast. And a mug of strong tea. Thanks.

@sashh
You mus be new, I make the breakfast.

OK on the tea front I have Earl Grey, English Breakfast and PG tips. I have milk, sugar, cardamon and lemon.

The coffee is arabica beans from Colombia.

Does anyone want champagne to go with their orange juice? It is leap day so we can drink early.

I'm trying to shed a couple of pounds so I will skip the hash browns etc but I'd love a couple of slices of smoked back bacon, a poached egg and a huge mug of tea. Oh, did you mention champagne ? One of those as well please.

I meant @Bringringbring12, when you are talking to yourself in an imaginary cafe on mumsnet... I think I need IRL coffee

@TheDogsMother here's the champagne, you are mixing it with OJ aren't you?

Ooooh Tattie scones in a roll please with brown sauce.

PG please. Not too much milk.

@sashh Errrr yes. Yes of course I was going to mix it with OJ