Look at this house and tell me you don’t love it!

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Property porn:

Look at this house; great for when we win the lottery

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/property/wonersh/?include_sold=true&price_min=2750000&q=Wonersh%2C%20Surrey&results_sort=newest_listings&search_source=home

Hideous. I can see why they have so many outside pictures, the inside looks dark and dingy.

Too chocolate-boxy for me. I can find better things to spend £4m on...

The outside is beautiful. Stunning, in fact.
Inside, it just looks a bit cluttered and there’s something about the style of the rooms I don’t like... all the beams make the rooms look a bit claustrophobic. So while I love the grounds and gardens, I don’t love the house.

The grounds are really beautiful - they've really made the most of those.
Nice kitchen too.

But yes, the rest seems cluttered and not amazing for the money?

Inside is a bit higgledeepiggeldee for THREE MILLION POUNDS

Some of that furniture is revolting ..... I know that you’re not buying it but it’s quite off putting. Not my dream home I’m afraid.

i WAS looking at the wrong house.

But still, no, I could spend it better!

Interiors have been ruined by a lack of imagination.

Exterior is lovely apart from the awful colonnade.

Man, what I could do if I had the cash.

My Auntie used to live in an old Mill house, it was STUNNING and had a working water mill and lake in the garden... I could never relax there because I was always constantly paranoid DC would run off when I wasn’t paying attention and drown 😱 this house reminds me of that!

Outside is glorious. The kitchen is beautiful but the rest? The ceilings are too low for the room sizes and the whole place feels "grey"

Also. An outdoor pool in the UK? Jog on! Unless there's an indoor pool as well... if I have a pool I want to use it daily thank you.

Doesn’t do it for me tbh. The gardens are lovely but the house is meh.

I don't love it. I don't even like it very much.Too overdone for me.

I live the outside but really dislike the inside

• Love the outside

Oh I think I could handle it well enough despite the low ceilings

It looks beautiful from the outside but ceilings are a bit low and personally I’d want more bedrooms if I was spending that

Love it!

I'd definitely get rid of that lake! If you lived in my neck of the woods, you'd be like me - " if you can see water through any window in the house, don't buy the house!!"

If I had £4M to burn I'd buy land and build something bespoke, including a massive David Salisbury orangery

Looks like you'd need a ride-on lawn mower! A friend in the US has one - large house & grounds bought for a song in one of the States you usually fly over from NY to LA. It's brilliant fun to use, love having a ride around when I see her!
Lovely house & in my neck of the woods. Hopefully my numbers will come in sometime!

Where's the bedrooms?

Outside amazing.

Inside no. I also like tall men as partners and they would bump their head inside.

It would be amazing if decorated nicely.

Not my cup of tea at all-far nicer houses around here!

This is a few miles from me
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76778962.html

Very Jilly Cooper.