Thought I'd make a thread for anyone like me who is in a crap mood and wants to have a moan without annoying their loved ones 
I've woken up with the worst period pains of my life and finally caught that bastard cold going round so feel like death. I have a teething 8 month old rolling around everywhere wanting every bit of my attention when I need to get on top of housework. I go back to work after maternity leave next month and the thought of leaving my baby, and going back to a job that really doesnt give a shit about me, fills me with dread (I have to go back so it is what it is).
Your turn!