Lunching with some friends in a fairly crowded pub yesterday. The town was full because there were various events on. There several groups of Morris dancers entertaining the crowds.
Someone mentioned that they seen Morris dancing on the square and a woman mentioned her husband was a dancer and had she noticed him.
You know how there is sometimes a sudden silence in a crowded pub?
Into such a one my friend said, "I don't think so, they all look the same to me."
Heads turned, jaws gaped.
"Morris dancers, I meant Morris dancers!"