Would anyone like to share...

[PixieRabbit]

... a picture of their mucky dinner?

I’ll start. That’s a “free from” chocolate (ambient) hot cross bun and pork pie.

I don’t do well on gluten or dairy, and don’t have the energy to cook. So there.

Well that was tasty.

Does the hot cross bun count as one of your 5-a-day?
it's got fruit in it

It contains concentrated grape juice so yes it’s defo one of my 5 a day. The veg crisps count as 3 servings because beetroot, sweet tater, and parsnip.

I think even the pork pie counts because the pig drank some cider.

Have you put fruit next to a savoury dish???

Low calorie Dairylea slice on low calorie Warburtons. This was a breakfast and so sad-looking I photographed it for posterity.

Sausages with instant gravy and cheesy mashed potato with peas mixed in, so calorific and so good!!

Ohhhh, these are things of beauty!

Yes, fruit next to savoury. I should be punished with indigestion at the very least.