Big Mac scented candles

[DGRossetti]

you read it here first

not going to link, in case people think I am spamming or recommending these beasts of beauty. But here's a screenshot ....

Why would you want your house to smell of big Mac's?

I'd just be hungry all the time.

It's not April Fools for about 6 weeks yet.

That sounds revolting.

Surely you'd burn candles to get rid of the scent of Big Mac?

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow has started selling candles that smell like her vagina, and Elton John's bought some.

I'm just wondering if I'd rather my house smelled like a Big Mac or Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina..... and you know I am really stumped! Although she was big on Vaginal Steaming way back when so perhaps its the same smell as Yankee Candles 'Fresh Linen'

Who but Elton John would want their house to smell of Gwyneth’s fanny?

Maybe she's stuffed a Big Mac up there.