Who's up for a Rightmove challenge?

[LangClegsOpinionIsNoted]

I'm in the very unusual position big waiting for my DD to wake up. I should be useful and clean something but I don't want to!

So... Challenge. Who can find me the best isolated, picturesque cottage for sale?

Criteria:

1. Absence of neighbours. The more middle of nowhere the better.
2. Cute. Has to be cute.
3. Scenery. Hills or something.
4. That's it.

Location and budget don't really matter as this is entirely hypothetical.

Go, internet, go!

*of waiting. Should have proof read.

This is the Pinterest picture that started my musing.