Please cheer me up - stupid injury

[MrsPear]

So moving a pan of boiling water with cooked pasta to the sink and the bloody handle just snapped. My right thigh took the brunt of the water. So whilst I sit with a throbbing leg please amuse with similar daft injuries.

Ps on my own currently with no support and so will be sensible and get it checked tomorrow if it still looks awful after the school run.

Opened the fridge door into my face once and broke my nose!

Fuck me it hurt.

No clue why I thought door wouldn't hit me.

Kicked my foot out to try and get my shoe off (lazy). The shoe came off alright, but I karate kicked the door frame with my little toe. I could only gasp and swear like a trooper for a full five minutes. Broken toe.

My cousin recently went to a trampoline park with her DC. She launched herself and hit an unpadded bit of wall with her head. Fortunately she's ok, she's mid 40s.

I've done that amusedbush :) Then six months later a mosquito bite broke my foot, and now I've been diagnosed with osteoporosis at 35. I have so many silly injury stories!

I tried to blend hot soup once. In a blender. Like an absolute munter, had a special burn on my arm after that :o