Oh dear Lord, M&S! Can't be just me sniggering at the love cucumber.

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Is the love cucumber the vegan version of the love sausage? Fnar fnar.

snigger

One wonders...

Scuse me for lowering the tone but in all the YouTube videos I have seen pussies tend to jump and run away at the sight of a cucumber don't they

Sorry

I had to just go and check the calendar, surely that’s a April Fool?

Lower the tone, Al?

What, even more?

I've got my eye on the love sausage - large size of course. Nearly wet myself laughing when I saw it. I just wanted to share the joke but people were giving me funny looks

Did you buy it alongside a pot of vaseline?

And Simon did manage to lower the tone.

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Wouldn't some sort of oil based salad dressing be more ummm appropriate lol