Hermes have excelled themselves today

[ClientQueen]

They've arrived, pressed the trade button and someone has answered and said yes come in and let them into a secure hallway (you can leave anything there, we've all been there years and there's 4 of us)
Do you
A? Leave the parcel with the person that answered the door
B) leave the parcel in the secure hall or possibly even the understairs cupboard or hidden somewhere inside in the dry
C) ignore all secure places, shove card into postbox, stagger back outside and throw parcel in the bin, forge a signature that says "RED BIN"

They keep striving for excellence.

Once you've answered question one, your next test is
You have two parcels. One heavy, one labelled fragile
Do you
A) place the fragile one carefully on the heavy one
B) launch the heavy one on top of the fragile one, ignoring the sound of shattering glass

I had a delivery the other day. I was out, but have a 'safe place' note on my Amazon account.

I got a notification saying it had been left with someone in my house. I thought that unlikely, unless CatTwat had developed opposable thumbs and started answering the door.

Got home to parcel on doorstep (not my safe space).

Wow...that is bad

I get they are time strapped and need to make their deliveries but still