Wtf?!

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Walking home from the shops my son (2) spotted what I would call a pinwheel, spinning in someone's window box. You know.. one of those colourful spinny windmill things.

Now this kid loves stuff that spins and I thought it'd be nice to buy one for him as they're probably cheap and might get me a 5 minute sit down.

Off to amazon I go to search for 'pinwheels' and I'm met with loads of weird sex toys! Turns out that pinwheels are also some weird spikey sexual pleasure toy so I also got suggestions for whips, rope, butt plugs and those weird fake vagina things. Every days a school day!

pinwheels are great

You can get sausage and pastry pin wheels in the butchers at cromer. My husband loves them.

Is it a bit kinky?

I'd have searched for windmill, but you're right.... every day is a school day 🙈

Somehow the thought of hurting someone with a spinny thing just doesn’t turn me on. I get understand whips, paddles and the like, you get the nice whacking sound don’t you. But can you imagine pulling out a spiked pin wheel in a sexy manner, I mean, what if it starts squeaking halfway through?

pulling out a spiked pin wheel in a sexy manner

I thought these were primarily used for crafting. You can make indentation lines to follow when sewing etc.

I know they can be used sexually, but erm...why?

Whip me... Spank me... Jaggy roller me!!
Nahh, doesn't have the same ring to it really, does it?

It's a strange sensation, hard to describe. I mean you can use them anywhere from back/thighs through to nipples. Rolled lightly it's quite ticklish, obviously more pressure = more pain and can leave marks depending how sharp the wheel is