anyone with a psychic ability

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What shall I do?

Don't do it.

Order a Chinese and watch Netflix.

Sell it on eBay.

Have another one

Book it. Definitely. You know you need to.

LTB

Take the job

Choose the green one

Eat the cheese.

Check between the seats on the sofa.

Or behind the bed.

Don't do it, terrible idea

Bonk him! , it won’t last though.

If it's not green and covered in mould just eat it

Trust Paul

Leave it alone. Don’t touch it!

Go with the answer which best fits what you really want to hear.

Trust your instinct. Don't worry about upsetting other people.

Go for it! Don't worry how they will take it. And be kind, always be kind.

Resign

I find "what would Bono do?" usually helps.

Dont tell her the truth. It's best that way.

Don't get a yoni massage from Brian.

Sleep on it.

Down the back of the sofa