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JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 18:13

So I saw this on Instagram and I love these types of things, I know MN have some great comments when a thread like this comes along!
Me and my friend have been thinking of new ones but she's a lot better at it than me!
Some she's thought of are,
Torch - nighty lighty
Sponge - squashie washie
Lube - slidey ridey
Sleeping pills - deepy sleepy
Pond - fakey lakey
Nappy - crappy trappy
Coffin - ready beddy
Blow Job - mucky sucky

She put one for viagra as starty party but I wrote back rocky cocky. Proud of that one!

Rocky cocky
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JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 18:43

Ah come on MN!!

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WorraLiberty · 21/01/2020 18:48

Grin condoms - shaggy baggy?

JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 18:54

Haha perfect Worra!

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Nutkin123 · 21/01/2020 18:57

Peanut butter sandwich - nutty butty
Parrot - Wordie birdie
Ambulance - Sendy mendy

ComeTheFuck0nBridg3t · 21/01/2020 19:00

Bra - bap trap

JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 19:02

Love the nutty butty.Grin

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FlibbertyGiblets · 21/01/2020 19:02

Spanner (screwdriver too) - righty tighty.

Snorting at shaggy baggy!

FlibbertyGiblets · 21/01/2020 19:05

BBQ - lookie cookie.

iklboo · 21/01/2020 19:08

Sausage roll - meaty treaty
Period pain - whingey mingey

Nutkin123 · 21/01/2020 19:12

Period - bloody floody
Award winning loaf - trophy loafy
Hairdressers - choppy shoppy
Fish & chips - fishy dishy

Apolloanddaphne · 21/01/2020 19:13

Horror film. Gory story.

Nutkin123 · 21/01/2020 19:13

Also...
Wank - dirty squirty 😂😂😂

Apolloanddaphne · 21/01/2020 19:14

Tomato ketchup - chippy dippy.

JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 19:15

Hahaha I love these! Whingey mingey haha

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Nutkin123 · 21/01/2020 19:16

Money laundering - washy doshy

vampirethriller · 21/01/2020 19:17

Headache- brainy painy

Zaphodsotherhead · 21/01/2020 19:19

Small hairy canine breeds - moggy doggy

TheMemoryLingers · 21/01/2020 19:20

Cats - Furry purries

dollyknocker · 21/01/2020 19:24

Surely viagra would be floppy stoppy...

iklboo · 21/01/2020 19:27

Wet cat - soggy moggy
Stale loaf - dead bread
Bad haircut - grim trim

JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 19:27

Some more from my friend
BV - pongy thongy GrinGrin
VIPoo - fruity booty

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Nutkin123 · 21/01/2020 19:36

Great white shark attack - whitey bitey
Tit wank - thrusty busty
Nice car - tidy ridey

JellyTots2009 · 21/01/2020 19:44

Thrusty busty Grin

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PenguinsOnParade · 21/01/2020 20:03

Fart: Tooty booty

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