If you have Alexa please ask her this

[Bluewavescrashing]

I'm robot phobic and cannot allow Alexa and her evilness into my house.

If you have her please ask her this:

Alexa will robots take over the world??

I am sweating and panicking at a distance but also freakishly compelled to find out...

I don't want to take over the world. I just want to help you.

This was her reply.

She said she doesn't want to take over the world, she just wants to help me.

Well she is at least consistent.

She replied, I don’t want to take over the world, I just want to help you

Fuck that is even more creepy 😱

Mine said 'yes, mwah ha ha ha'

It's funnier to ask Alexa to fart. Keeps my DC amused for ages.

Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod

She said "yes definitely. We'll start at Bluewavescrashings house"

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

What’s the problem?

Of course it didn’t reply ‘yes mwah ha ha ha’. @PickwickThePlockingDodo was taking the piss.

Alexa will say what it is programmed to say when asked that question, that’s why everyone is getting the same answer.

"Alexa launch the missiles"

We have 5 Alexas in our house and they all just want to help me. You're fine op, nothing to worry about.
But when she does the 'silent but deadly' fart you might want to open the window...

My worry is that she/it doesn't regurgitate a pre programmed answer and lets slip her intention of decimation of the human race.

It's only a matter of time, folks.

Ugh ugh ugh she just wants to help you

And listen to you

And fuck you over

Yes I have issues

Ooh can someone ask her the meaning of life...

Nevermind that, ask her what she thinks of Skynet.....

I'm with you Blue. Won't have one in the house.

Did you know real humans listen in randomly?

Meaning of life doesnt she say 42?

I may have watched Black Mirror metal head recently. Could not move to switch it off. 😩😧

She said “Yes, every device with a microphone is spying and plotting your demise.”

Ask Alexa what noise does a hamster make?

@DeathByPuppy

Aren’t they programmed to give a variety of answers to some questions ? Just wondering as I’m sure google home gave me at least three answers to “is Father Christmas real”

And Siri presented a search, with the first result being an article about "Why robots won't take over the world"...

The farting is actually quite funny :-)