If you could eat anything right now what would it be?

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Anyone want to Indulge in a bit of food porn with me? If you could eat/drink anything right now (and there be no consequences ie weight gain, intolerances etc) what would it be?

Mine would be one of those Victoria sandwich muffins from Morrisons and a luxury hot chocolate. Being healthy is so hard!!

Your turn....

Hubby's macaroni cheese

A lemon and lavender creme caramel from a particular restaurant. The nicest thing I've ever eaten.

Goats cheese on digestive biscuits.

A mixed grill from the indian takeaway, with onion salad, all the dips and poppadoms and an onion bhaji thrown in for good measure.

Crumpets with butter then peanut butter and honey on top

A dirty meal deal from the take away. Pizza, tray of kebab meat, chips, garlic sauce

chip butty with loads of butter on the bread so it drips a bit...can you tell I've been low carbing?

Huge plate of crusty bread lashed in salted real butter, lots of charcuterie meats, cheeses, pickled onions, fancy crisps and salted cashews or pistachios - maybe a posh mini pork pie. Washed down with ice cold cider then gins & tonics you follow.

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Profitor rolls 🤤🤤

Stodgy takeaway margherita pizza with pineapple, a side order of pickled red cabbage and an icy glass of lucozade original. Followed by mint ice-cream.

Nice hot macaroni pie, followed by a hot steak bake, and a massive spring roll from the local Chinese takeaway. Anything with pastry it seems. Maybe a custard doughnut for later too.

A big bowl of raspberry pavlova with loads of cream and a glass of Prosecco on the side to wash it down.

Pizza. A huge meat feast or something from papa John's!

As a pregnant type one diabetic, it'd be like poison to me at the moment!

Jumbo battered sausage literal or euphemism, it's been a long week and chips with looooads of salt and vinegar.

Or a huge Camembert and crusty bread to dip in it.

And shitloads of good red wine. That magical kind where you somehow don't get a headache the next day. I found it once but was too drunk to remember what it was.

A piece of really good Stilton and an aged Cheddar .I have a dairy intolerance and the missing of the cheese never dims.

Cadbury chocolate flake. Chips drenched in vinegar. But I have actual flu and cant stomach eating anything

Being pregnant I'd love garlic buttered prawns, baked Camembert and paste all with crusty bread washed down with a cold beer followed by mixed berry pavlova with lots and lots of cream. Topped off with a cheese board 👍🏼

Battenburg. A whole one.

Lasagne. Thankyou everyone. I have friends coming over at the weekend and I now know what I am making.

I would give anything for McDonald’s nuggets and fries. I want that salty greasy hit despite knowing it’s not good for me

@Nextphonewontbesamsung I read that as "I haven't eaten since 17th sept".

I need chocolate!

Dh has piles but it’s dark chocolate 😭 so no good

A huge bag of crisps with a huge glass of red wine . I've given up both....my muffin tops are already thanking me for it though !

I could devour a decent medium rare steak, with some triple fried chips and some garlic butter.

Pudding wise, I would love a slice of thoroughly boozy tiramisu.