Sat here, a bit tipsy, watching TV with my husband and a fly landed on the screen. I grumbled that the cats hadn’t caught it yet and he said that flies land on the TV, and he knows this because “I clean fly poo off the screen all the time.”
I have never seen him do this and I have never seen fly poo on the screen. We hardly even have any flies (see: cats).
I think he’s having a joke with me. He insists it’s true.
He’s taking the piss isn’t he.