Dear People of Great Britain,
Thanks for the £35m wedding. Thanks for the £2.5m house. Thanks for pretending that my history as a “humanitarian” amounted to more than just a few speeches about myself & the odd photo op in a poverty-stricken country. Thanks for the title of HRH which means people who have achieved more than I ever will have to bend their knee to me. Thanks to the many, many media outlets who have treated my humble-braggy, unoriginal soundbites about “female empowerment” and “equality” (including those written on bananas) with uncritical and breathless admiration.
Boo sucks to those who took exception to the hypocrisy of a “humanitarian concerned with world poverty” wearing a £90k maternity dress & an eco-warrior who uses private planes as if they were Uber. Because, you know.....RACISM!
But I’ll be off now. Those Sussex brand scented candles, cookbooks, reed diffusers, bathrobes and iPhone cases won’t sell themselves, right?!
Her Royal Highness, Meghan xx
(And whatisname...Harold? Him too).