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Sudden massive crush on Tom Hiddleston

43 replies

chocolateisavegetable · 08/01/2020 16:08

I previously had a crush on Chris Hemsworth, but then someone asked me if I'd seen Tom dancing. Oh my jolly goodness, I'm now having very inappropriate thoughts about Tom (I'm way too old for him)

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Quirrelsotherface · 08/01/2020 16:22

Dad dancing at a family wedding springs to mind

Waterandlemonjuice · 08/01/2020 16:29

I found him attractive until I saw those clips tbh!

But this OTOH, swoon

Selfsettling3 · 08/01/2020 16:32

I’m with Waterandlemonjuice

Hazelnutlatteplease · 08/01/2020 16:32

Two words: Crimson Peak

Butchyrestingface · 08/01/2020 17:09

I appreciate him as a concept. He photographs wonderfully well and looks good in round neck sweaters. What’s not to like?

It’s when you see him in interviews, and he opens that awkward, dweepy, over-earnest gob of his - all the lust drains right out of me.

Afonavon · 08/01/2020 17:13

Oh dear, cringe alert. Could you be ovulating...that makes me fancy odd people.

SillyUnMurphy · 08/01/2020 17:13

Oh no. Not these days!

Over Christmas I seem to have developed massive crushes on Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Evans (Captain America - not ginger radio host!)

BlackCatFan · 08/01/2020 17:14

I can relate. I've developed a huge crush and it's doing my head in.. not for this guy though. I think crushes are annoying in general, I haven't had one for ages!

Butchyrestingface · 08/01/2020 17:18

Oh dear, cringe alert. Could you be ovulating...that makes me fancy odd people.

Surely ovulation would make her want to hump more testosterone charged types?

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Wheresthesandman · 08/01/2020 17:31

He replied to one of my tweets once, a very long time ago. I was hopeful that might lead to him falling madly in love with me, but alas no.

The centrum advert is spectacularly creepy though, I don’t know whose idea that was Confused

SirChing · 08/01/2020 17:40

Oh no OP. He looks like he might weep when he orgasms

Mrsemcgregor · 08/01/2020 17:41

This floored me for Tom Holland

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 08/01/2020 17:43

OP he is divine in ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’. I suggest you watch that Wink.
I saw him when he did Hamlet for the RSC and he was just as glorious in the flesh.

Kolo · 08/01/2020 17:45

@afonavon

Oh dear, cringe alert. Could you be ovulating...that makes me fancy odd people.

Hahaha this has made me laugh. I can always tell when I'm ovulating because for a couple of days I fancy a particular celebrity. At all other times he's not my cup of tea at all.

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 17:58

Quirrelsotherface

Dad dancing at a family wedding springs to mind

Be fair! This is way better than dad dancing. He gives me the ice as they say here but his dancing is...erm...energetic. Lol

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 17:58

...the ick...

lastburritos · 08/01/2020 17:58

I preferred him as Loki. In real life he actually just makes me cringe!

bsc · 08/01/2020 18:02

Are you perimenopausal? This happened to me last year, and I just wanted to have his babies...
I don't think he'd weep on orgasm- that's Chris Martin!

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 18:02

Now THIS Tom I would pay good money to see dancing. He is lovely and this video is just so fun.

villainousbroodmare · 08/01/2020 18:04

Have you seen The Night Manager? Good watch anyway.

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 18:11

Very good. Hugh Laurie was attractively House-ish. Tom not so much.i did not want to see his nakedness. 🤢

MrsEricBana · 08/01/2020 18:16

Blimey, where did he learn that?! I went off him when he wore the "I ❤ TS" T shirt tbh Grin

SpocksCock · 08/01/2020 18:23

Something weird is happening to me. My libido has been slowly diminishing since my late 30s and until recently it had all but disappeared. But the last few months I have developed an obsession with Kirk and Spock (the ones from the 60s) and spend a lot of my time thinking of them having rampant gay sex. I mean wtf!!!!!! I have also started watching gay porn....in particular Morgan Black....delicious. Seriously I am becoming concerned that there is something wrong with me....Sad. I can't believe what I have just written.Confused

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 18:26

Good username!

astralweaks · 08/01/2020 18:27

Kolo

Who!?!

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