I've seen a wedding dress I really like

[Bouvier]

I have hopelessly low self esteem and the idea of going to a boutique makes me want to scratch my eyes out.

But this is perfect. I so hope it's nice on!

www.chichiclothing.com/chi-chi-bridal-alexis-dress/

Rev the polyester thing - it’s not just that it makes most people sweat, it’s that it looks cheap.