wedding murder who done it thread

[mumwon]

You are op at a boring wedding & have escaped to the loo & discover a body - what happens next? (humorous)

You realise that the body is that of your arch-nemesis and are just about to escape in case anyone thinks that you did it when 2 of the dead woman's bitchy friends arrive through the door, rendering you like a deer in headlights....

so - you scream "fire!" &push them out meantime you put body into toilet cubicle & lock the door (from the outside with your handy nail clippers) & use her lit ciggie (because she went there for a sneaky smoke) to light up paper bin & than put it out ...