What is your party trick?

[TazzyDrunk]

.I can do the 16 times table

Thanks to learning gymnastics and ballet as a kid I can still do the splits, round off and back walk over. Sometimes I like to do this when I am drunk. Whether I should or not is another matter entirely.

I can stick my legs behind my head

I can write backwards and show spiders out the front door.

I can make my tongue make a wave

I can make a chicken out of a tea towel.

My long tongue can touch my pointy long nose.

I can bend my first digits of my fingers and not bend the second making my fingers do an L shape.

I can judge an oven timer to around 5 seconds (even when set for an hour or more) and get to the kitchen two seconds before it goes off.

Completely useless.

I can recite the books of the bible

I can wiggle my ears

I can balance a spoon in my nose

I can sing La Marseillaise, hopelessly off-key, but word perfect.

“Qu’un sang impuuuuure, abreuve nos sillons!”

I can look like as monkey

I can sing all the 98 jillion verses of
'She wears red feathers and a huly-huly skirt.'

@CharlieSays13 me too!!

I can do a Rubix cube in 90 seconds.

@dotty12345 sadly I've never progressed onto swans with napkins

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth

I can kill a conversation with my bare hands.

I can say the Hail Mary in four languages. (Thanks, convent school.)

I can while really drunk do the worm up into a drop split.

Then can't walk for days.

I can bend my first digits of my fingers and not bend the second making my fingers do an L shape.

DS & I can do this too. DS can turn his legs / feet so one foot is facing forward and the other is pointing completely backwards.

@CharlieSays13 @dotty12345
Can you post a pic? I would like to see this!

I can make my eyes wobble/shake/cross
No idea how.

I can make gin disappear

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