A Christmas injuries thread!

[FilthyBiscuit]

Anyone else covered in plasters?
First time hosting Christmas for a long time and I'm clearly out of practice.
I sliced one finger open on a tin, nearly cut the top off another finger, burnt myself on hot fat putting the spuds in the tin, and stood on a bit of glass having dropped one of my favourite glasses on the floor.
It was a good day but I am wrapped up in bubble wrap today to keep me away from anything sharp

Me!
Having moved the dining table for Christmas lunch I proceeded to trip over another table and spectacularly fly head first into the kitchen, fortunately hitting the doorframe broke my fall and therefore just have a bruised chin rather than a broken face from hitting the stone flagged floor. Unfortunately, I jarred my back again (having just spent £100 at the oesteopath to sort it out) and have a series of scrapes and grazes down my arms which look like I've been self-harming. Not a good look.

Also, broke the gorgeous new gravy boat that DH I'd bought at a bargainous sale price and only opened 40 minutes earlier