For the love of Christ, will someone remove all the crisps from my house

[IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece]

Due to a competition win and a very odd online shop, we have 8 tubes of Pringles, 4 x 16 multipacks and 15 bags of Kettle chips.

I cannot stop eating crisps. It is physically impossible to stop.

I also can’t stop eating smoked salmon but that’s definitely going to run out sooner!

We have a similar issue with red wine and biscuits.

Food bank?

I “sensibly” bought just enough alcohol so we didn’t have tons of leftover wine or spirits

That was fucking stupid to be honest

Oh didn’t think of food bank! Good idea!

I was going to say post them here, crisps are my favourite, I've given up fighting it!

But I suppose the food bank is more deserving.