Quick onion or orange up the turkeys arse?

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Ok so do I put an onion and garlic in in just an orange?

depends wether you want garlicky turkey or citrus turkey

Onion

Onion. Orange and turkey would not be a good combination.

orange, ring the changes

Both

Lemon. Maybe some onion too. Orange sounds wrong.

Onion.
(Disclaimer: I have no idea how to cook a turkey, but fruit feels wrong and I love onions.)

I do one lemon, one bulb garlic (head cut off(, one onion in chunks, and as many herbs as I can grasp from the garden and shove up it.

No oranges needed!!

I've gone for an onion few garlic cloves and some thyme and a block of butter under the skin and over

Sounds nice, I like my Christmas dinner savoury, no citrus, honey etc here.

Oh crap. I forgot to put something up my Turkey's arse and it is in the oven now.