Could I please just shout penis?

[amusicalnow]

PEEEENNNNIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

er, sorry, as you were

ELEPHANTS COCK!

Wankpuffin!

Cunt flaps

XYLOPHONE BUGGERY!

minge

Jittery jugs

ARSEHOLES!

Ma's out, Pa's out-let's talk rude:
Pee - Po - Belly - Bum - Drawers!
Dance in the garden in the nude:
Pee - Po - Belly - Bum - Drawers!

Let's write rude words all down our street,
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
Let's have an intellectual treat:
Pee - Po - Belly - Bum - Drawers!

(Something considered naughty in a more innocent age)

Bluerussian it was sung by ? and swan,, I think?

I’ve had the urge to call someone a wanker all day. Nobody in particular, just had the word in the tip of my tongue!

WANKER!

Yes, bluejayblue, Swann and Flanders. The Beverley Sisters also covered it.

IGUANA SCROTUM!

I love my kitty!

IGUANA SCROTUM!

You've crossed a line there!

Never mind igunas, I offer you Possum Scrotum! In fact Squahed Possum Scrotum as most of the possums I've seen have been squashed on the roads.

Blue bastard balls ya bint!

cuntie muntie cunt flaps
oh dear. i'm off again
PEEEENNIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS