for all the stressed parents

[isseywith4vampirecats]

saw this on facebook good idea or not
My children keep finding the Christmas presents I have hidden around the house so someone suggested I keep them in the attic
tried this last night but they kept me awake all night
cant stand the whining
we don't like it up here
there are spiders
its dark

Hilarious

It made me chuckle 😊

its a joke I saw on facebook and there are so many threads on here right now everyone stressing about Christmas day just thought I would put it on here wasn't going to put it on AIBU and get torn apart didn't realise chat was nearly as bad

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well it was directed at stressed parents as it talks about locking your children in the attic. Be a bit stupid to direct it at Koala bears, they don't have attics - and I was Thundercunt until the rugby World Cup several years ago and in honour of that I changed it - but thanks for your suggestion

Very funny!!

Made me laugh out loud!

"Be a bit stupid to direct it at Koala bears, they don't have attics"

Ooh steady on, we have a joker on the thread!!

In all seriousness though, I don't think it's alright to be bashed and called a "fucking dickhead" because I just didn't "get it"

I'll go lock myself in the attic.....if only I had one mic drop

Apologies though @isseywith4vampirecats for that taking a turn!

It did eventually make sense re-reading a few times...just bummed I don't have an attic big enough

I was amused at the OP :) less so by suggestion people were fucking dickheads for not liking it. It’s a bit aggressive for just disliking a joke, what do you say when someone does something actually bad?! There are only so many swear words, although I suppose you could mash them up like ”people who wildly overreact to things online are probably wankpuffins”.