Livia Firth!!! What have you done????

[JohnLewisIain]

Mr Darcy is back on the market in time for Christmas.

news.sky.com/story/colin-firth-splits-from-wife-livia-giuggioli-11885723

No one cares

I care ! I’m shaving my legs in preparation

Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3767905-Colin-Firth-is-back-on-the-market-Form-an-orderly-queue-ladies

Earlier thread on this....you're too late. There is a queue and I'm in it!

I bet he’s not all you’re imagining....

@Happyspud I'll give him a go & report back

I bet he’s not all you’re imagining..

I bet you're wrong!

He’s lovely to look at but whenever I’ve seen him being interviewed on TV, he comes over as unutterably boring.

She’s probably sick of him leaving skid marks on the clean sheets and ignoring her at parties. Or something like that.