Turkeys voting for Christmas...

[NextdoorNeighbourIsATwat]

Is a very unoriginal phrase.

Probably the most uttered phrase of the year.

Just saying.

Everyone seems to complain about turkey being dry and tasteless but I'm just going to come out and say that I've never had a dry one and really like it.

Shoot me.

God I want some turkey now Snork

With some cranberry sauce and stuffing 🍗

GET BREXIT DONE the most overused saying

Just saying

Oven-ready. Turkeys and Brexit. It's all good festive fun.

I definitely should've started a drinking game tonight.

@Nextdoor

Never too late to start 😁

Redcherries, the merlot is out!

What else can we add to our election bingo?

'Smash the red wall' seems a new likely contender, judging from the Beeb's coverage.

Not voting for Christmas, but rather lying on the roasting tray asking you to stuff a lemon up their bum.

I've found it very useful. Every time I see it on MN I put £10 in a pot.

I've now got £21,463 in £10 notes in a massive pot. Trouble is, I seem to be massively overdrawn....... what am I doing wrong?

Well BMW, quite clearly, you are a turkey, errr, financially screwing up your own Christmas!