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Bad taste secret santa

17 replies

Dancer12345 · 11/12/2019 22:58

I need a bad taste secret Santa gift for work. Any suggestions?

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WoollyMummoth · 11/12/2019 22:59

Chocolate anus?😁

AwdBovril · 11/12/2019 23:01

Something confectionary based but rude.

Or, find out what football team they support, & buy them a gift supporting a rival team. A coaster, mug, etc.

Likethebattle · 11/12/2019 23:05

Chocolate willy!

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VisionQuest · 11/12/2019 23:16

Festive vibrator?

mindutopia · 11/12/2019 23:19

My work secret Santa gift is penis shaped shortbread biscuits (‘dipping dickies’).

I work in sexual health, so it’s not as risqué as it probably sounds actually.

Scrumptiousbears · 11/12/2019 23:20

How much do you want to spend? Is it for male or female?

GeorgiaGirl52 · 11/12/2019 23:30

Box of glow in the dark condoms

GunpowderGelatine · 12/12/2019 01:22

I once got someone this in a bad taste secret Santa

ILikTheBred · 12/12/2019 01:52

Cat’s Bum Pencil Sharpener

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/12/2019 01:55

I have big boobs and someone got me a 3 titted bra once

ToolkitQ · 12/12/2019 01:56

Be literal - tins of spam or similar!

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/12/2019 01:56

Edible knickers!

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/12/2019 01:58

Or one of those cringe mugs - you don't have to be mad to work here

TheFestiveIf · 12/12/2019 02:09

We need more information so we can personalise it. Secret Santa combined with HR Roulette is even more fun.

TheFestiveIf · 12/12/2019 02:11

Although, even without that, I'm going one-upmanship on the mugs, already...

www.iwantoneofthose.com/home-accessories/c-nt-mug-white-black/12070992.html?affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=GBP&shippingcountry=GB&&thg_ppc_campaign=71700000039776614&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkbG3gYSv5gIVGLLtCh3q_gd0EAQYAyABEgI_9fD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Gingerkittykat · 12/12/2019 02:26

{{https://cuntgifts.com/collections/stocking-fillers/products/even-jesus-thinks-youre-a-cunt-keyring Jesus thinks you are a cunt]] keyring..

Tartyflette · 12/12/2019 02:40

You could wrap the present in this
www.naffgiftshop.co.uk/gift-wrap---ho-fucking-ho-36412-p.asp

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