Weird celebrity sex dreams

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I had one the other night and it was the Beast from the Chase.It was quite graphic and i woke up feeling really weird,

I have had a sex dream about Jeremy Clarkson. I’m not proud.

I dreamt I was snogging Jude Law and woke up smooching my pillow. I told some work colleagues the next day because I thought it was funny but they looked at me sideways and said I was weird.

I had a filthy sex dream about a fictional Alien character. I think it's a sign that I need to get laid.

When I was 17, I had one about Bob Monkhouse. We did it in the sixth form common room.

For some unfathomable reason reason I told my friends. They still mention it 18 years later.

I had a filthy sex dream about a fictional Alien character. I think it's a sign that I need to get laid.

Alien porn is actually a thing

Lol that looks like I googled on the basis of that post, I DIDN'T!

Just before the recent scandal broke I had a dream about Prince Andrew. I feel weird about that one now

Just this week, Nigel Farage, made the mistake of telling a couple of friends. Ew.

Alien porn is actually a thing I know, this was the dude.

Donald Trump.

@Pinkarsedfly. Mine seems normal after dropping Donald Trump in. I hope you've recovered.

The Rev Richard Coles, in the kitchen with his massive sausage....it was when he was on Masterchef, and I am mostly over it now

He was much more Richard Chamberlain from Thorn Birds in this particular off duty role, he explained he had to be less handsome to be in church. We were very much NOT in church.

I’ll never recover.

Once had a sex dream about Susan Boyle. I told my mum about it (she obviously found it hilarious) and when I came home from work she had printed out pictures of SuBo and stuck them all over my room.

Boris Johnson

Took me a while to get over that one 🤮

I had one about Joe Mangianello when I used to watch True Blood. I enjoyed that dream

Very nice 'afters' with Jay Rayner.

I had very vivid sex dreams during my pregnancy which was ironic as actual sex was a no go my finest escapades starred the headmaster from the Inbetweeners, Johnny from Corrie and John Nettles as he was in Midsummer

Griff Rhys Jones...riding him like a cow girl.

Not sex with me, but I had a dream that JR-M was my grandad and also a porn star and his work was very graphic.

I had a very intense dream last week where I had an emotional affair with Paul Rudd but nothing physical happened I then had an affair with Chris Pratt and Paul was devastated
I still remember his sad face saying "I thought you really liked me" and the shame I felt and that it was him I really wanted to be with

Lol

I dreamt once (and I'm not proud of this) I was one of the miniskirted female yeomen from the original series Star Trek and I was in bed with William Shatner.

Is this a common dream for 30 year old men?

I had a dream about Michael Fassbender, hes is gorgeous so nothing weird there but in my dream he was absolutely horrible to me at first, then without saying anything took me to his bedroom, had the most sensual passionate sex ever, then he went back to being horrible and was shouting and swearing at me again
It is by far the best sex I've ever had