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Things that are getting right on my tits recently

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KrampusTime · 11/12/2019 08:00

Selfies
People who give their pets middle names
Christmas socks/jumpers/pyjamas/eve box wankery
Tory propaganda fake posts
The shitey fucking constant cold rain
Commuters having fucking loud phone conversations near me.

That's better. Sorry. Feel free to add.

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Juststopit · 11/12/2019 08:03

Facebook posts of perfect Xmas trees and smiling family selfies from people who you know are on their knees in debt and actually hate each other
Queues for car parks
Mud
Wet dog smell in my house from the wet dogs

Winterdaysarehere · 11/12/2019 08:06

I have never ever taken a selfie.
Ddog has a good pedigree and has her dm's name as a mn to carry it on!!
I hate wankers who can't park properly.

Milkandcreaminmine · 11/12/2019 08:07

Constant begging posts from the school WhatsApp group about volunteering when most people work or have young children who aren't allowed on the school grounds.

DS not eating breakfast ever.

Carbs being so delicious.

Christmas twattery from mid September.

TheReef · 11/12/2019 08:08

Do people really give their pets middle names Confused

I agree with the propaganda shit! I want to know what parties have to say but I can't abide them slagging each other off... and some of the rubbish people are posting is just feeding it.

Grown adults posting their presents up

Lllot5 · 11/12/2019 08:09

Rain
My neighbour smoking in the front garden leaving butts everywhere
Being overweight ( my own fault)

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 11/12/2019 08:10

My DC Hmm

I love them really! They're just getting right on my tits at the moment though

GiveHerHellFromUs · 11/12/2019 08:13

Knobheads who stand in card shops having a chat with Doreen down the road for 6 hours when they're hardly big enough for people to squeeze past each other at the best of times.

Foxyloxy1plus1 · 11/12/2019 08:18

People who stand in the middle of the supermarket aisle, with a trolley blocking the entire thing.
People who stop to have a chat in shop doorways
Jeremy Corbyn
Politicians in general
People parking on a no parking area across the road. The surface was only replaced in September because of this twattery.

Goodnightjude1 · 11/12/2019 08:26

Entitled children
Twats that think it’s ok to ring my OH at 6.30am regarding the “quote he sent last night”
The bloke that knocks on my door every.single.bloody.tuesday to try and sell me overpriced tea bags I don’t want, nor will I ever want (I have told him this)
Children that have no basic manners and can’t clean up their own shit.

Ahh....that’s better.

Deathraystare · 11/12/2019 08:28

Cunty bonkers bullying flat sharer - OCD about cleaning, objects to cooking smells so sprays everywhere with a nasty cheap fake rose scent, hates women, aggressively bangs doors and shouts at the top of his voice. Also the person who lives in the next room (but different flat) who must think you have to shout to Hong Kong /Singapore or wherever he is from, and also makes a lot of noise in his room whether on his own or at the weekend late at night when his equally loud friends are around.

I don't normally mind the rain but my oyster card has no money on it and I have no way of putting any on until I am next paid. I got absolutely soaked last night walking home. My coat (though waterproof) is still wet around the fur. I couldn't put my hood up as it is too large (glad something is too large for my head) and the fur obstructs my vision.

Cars that don't signal they are turning the corner. Surprise!

(sorry but) cyclists and motor bikes. The road looks clear , am just about to cross when one of these will come pootling along, and you know if you try to dash across they will speed up fast.

The ones that approach the queue from the wrong side. People are already queuing, you dicks!

People standing in the way, so you think they are queuing "Oh we are not in the queue" So get out the way!

There is a lovely walled garden in a local park. A place to sit down and a little oasis of peace in a rather noisy park (think kids yelling, dogs barking etc which doesn't annoy me but)...Knob-heads love to bellow into their mobiles in there because their conversation is so interesting and everyone should hear it.

Brexit.

The fact that I should vote but really feel like turning my back on it all.

MorrisZapp · 11/12/2019 08:34

People who ask if you've done your Christmas shopping yet
Cunts moaning that the free three course meal with wine provided by the company wasn't their personal favourite dinner
Pubic hair
Bounty bars in boxes of Celebrations
That song 'I'm standing here naked' - sounds chilly pal, do you want to borrow my dressing gown?

potter5 · 11/12/2019 08:42

Love this thread and agree with all of them.
Mine are:

Getting up at 4.30 am for work.
Having to wipe the dogs feet when she comes in from the garden.
Car drivers who cut me up at roundabouts.
Winter.
Dark nights and driving in the dark.
Having to decide what to have for dinner.
What to buy for christmas food.

The list is endless!

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 11/12/2019 09:30

The rain. The twats who drive in the rain without lights. People who put industrial premises 3 miles up a single track road. People who moved to the single track road and take pictures of me because I'm going more/less than 20mph.

HellonHeels · 11/12/2019 09:37

People who dump their pets at Christmas.

minipie · 11/12/2019 09:37

Sky getting dark just past lunchtime.
Getting up and dressed in the dark.
Being cold all the bloody time.
Colds and eye infections.
Squabbling children.
Feeling like I have to buy plastic world-killing shite for Christmas because it’s what the DC reeeeallly want.
The bag of absolute weasels we have to vote for tomorrow.

AutumnGlitterBall · 11/12/2019 09:43

Weekend cyclists three abreast on a national speed limit road doing 16mph for ten miles.
Folk who don’t signal and folk who can’t drive in the wet and dark. We live in Scotland. That’s about 80% of our weather!
Pissing wet rain and wind. One or other please! Both is fucking miserable.
Having to get all my nursery news from bloody Twitter. I don’t use it and my feed is full of fecking adverts to scroll past.
Folk in my costa who never came before it was done up and now I can’t get a seat. It’s still the same coffee! If you didn’t like it before, that won’t change now it’s got blue walls instead of red.

ItsNearlyMorning · 11/12/2019 09:44

Lack of sleep
Recovering from flu despite having the jab that left a huge , painful lump on my arm for 4 weeks
Not being able to eat solid food because I can't swallow safely
Not being able to leave the house on my own because I fall over constantly
Missing both of my DCs Christmas plays because of all of the above
Political activists from any party constantly posting shit
Seeing those bloody memories posts from Facebook that show pictures of me having fun with my DC , as I was before my brain imploded
Judgemental people
Having to work still when I want to catch up on sleep ( at least I can work in my pjs from my bed)
People feeling sorry for me , I don't do sympathy.
I do get on with it and carry on

OldElPasoHadAChicken · 11/12/2019 09:47

Ring doorbells. Hear me out - I'd rather one of those than what our flats have, because with Ring I believe you can see who it it on your phone rather than get up every five mins to dash for the intercom before it stops, so you can see if it's important or just one of the other flats being a dick and ringing the entire building. But that three note sound it repeats once, it is heard all down the fucking street, whatever time of day or night it goes off. I don't know whether they are also motion sensors and that's why I hear one at varying times in the night but for Christ's sake.......

slipperywhensparticus · 11/12/2019 09:49

Boris "blow hard" Johnson "get Brexit done"

This entire election is getting on my tits I'm being spammed by tory bots screaming about Corbyn being a terrorist sympathiser while having an IRA member themselves

It's all this happens no it doesn't GET BREXIT DONE

Brexit Brexit Brexit Brexit

TheSandman · 11/12/2019 09:50

People who give their pets middle names

SERIOUSLY?

I didn't even realise pets had surnames!

Is this seriously a thing?

Weekend cyclists three abreast on a national speed limit road doing 16mph for ten miles.

Around here (Highlands) they do the same thing on my route into town along a dangerous winding road - ignoring the huge, purpose-built cycle path right next to them. Fuckwits!

Amys136 · 11/12/2019 09:50

My 3 cats all gave their own middle and last names. I’m fully aware this is ridiculous.

Things that annoy me:
Strangers commenting on if they think the baby had enough layers on
When packaging has a thing to pull to open but it doesn’t work

SeaViewBliss · 11/12/2019 09:53

The election

Whatever someone keeps putting in my kitchen bin to make it stink

DHs bad back - I'm not sick of him because he is in pain and I am sympathetic - I'm sick of his back

Not being able to find anything on TV that holds my interest as well as being in a reading slump so I am often bored

Insomnia - although to be fair, this probably makes all the other things feel worse than they are.

GiveHerHellFromUs · 11/12/2019 09:54

*People who give their pets middle names

SERIOUSLY?

I didn't even realise pets had surnames!

Is this seriously a thing?*

Our vets put my surname on my dogs records. DP was unhappy because he thinks the dog should have taken his surname Grin
I told him when we get married I'll change it 🤷‍♀️

TokyoSushi · 11/12/2019 09:56

Rain
Dark
Hormonal Headaches
Fortnite
Muddy dog footprints on the kitchen floor
DC having to be in a different outfit/bring £1/bring 6 x individually wrapped cakes/God knows what else to school every bloody day
Secret Santa
Tory Voters
etc etc etc

Doyoumind · 11/12/2019 10:00

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