Should I leave with immediate effect? Mortified at my own behaviour

[youcanonlydraftthefuture]

We had our Christmas 'do' late November. On Friday we decided to all go for a few small drinks. I arrived late and people had been having drinks for a good hour or so before me.

I'm not really an alcohol lover so a few WKD sends me a bit off the rails

I haven't let my hair down in a very long time, probably not before pregnancy with DC who's now 2.

Anyway, I had a great time and ended up letting my hair down just a bit too much. I involved myself in shots and lots of other lovely tings that don't make you realise how much you're drinking.

I won't go into too much detail but my horrendously embarrassing ordeal involves a flying mooncup.

Should I resign immediately? I don't think I can face anyone again. Everyone seemed drunk too from what I can remember clearly but they seemed far more 'with it' than me.

Haha! No @CarolwithaC a mooncup is a silicon(?) cup that sits in the vagina and catches blood on your period

Just gets better 😂

@YoureAQuizardHarry
What!?????? Where does the handle to the mug go? Wouldn't that show if you were wearing a fitted skirt or leggings? A handle popping out the front!! I've seen it all now. I think I should log off to be safe. I won't sleep

More a bunged up funnel than a cup.

😂😂😂😂😂

HILARIOUS

I know a lot of people hate it when posters shout Classics early doors, but this is vintage and better than a lot of stuff already in there.

Carol has made this one a classic :)

Carol, Are you messing with us?

Carol means mooning doesn't she?!!

😂😂😂

I haven't seen WKD in years. I thought alcopops had been banned? I would love a Bacardi Breezer again.

Just be glad you have raised awareness, albeit in a rather embaressing way yet humourous to everyone else, of a very deserving cause!!!!
At the end of the day it was clean, so no matter as PP have said just own it! And encourage people to look more into this!
(Disclaimer: i love my mooncup and frequently sing praises whilst respecting it isnt for everyone)

Ha ha. Things people do at works Christmas parties eh?

@CarolwithaC LMAO so hard that I can hardly breathe, especially with the follow up post from @Lunafortheloveogod hahahah

bear your bare bottom eh? What does that mean?

OP please change your name to TheBriefestOfFlashes

Erm, why would you put it in your clothes to tell them how it works? That makes no sense at all? Surely you would hold it up and you shove it up your foof this way round

PP I am sure you will be fine!

I have seen people do much worse, one lady once stood up mid meal and pulled her trousers and knickers down to show the table her tattoos....in a restaurant half way through the starters....!

@CharityDingle it means when you bear your bare bottom to the public. Not your vag. Some people had thought I had a bag out, but I didn't it was just my bear bottom

@CarolwithaC, you really are the gift that keeps giving.

@NaturalDisasters it is Christmas. I don't know why anybody would gift one of those vagina blood mugs to anyone though. I would be horrified if I unwrapped one of those. I suppose it can be used a lot, so yes, you can say it is the gift that keeps giving. Sort of. I hope this makes sense, I'm typing on my grandsons game tab thing. Sorry.

No don't leave. But don't drink again. Just say you don't remember anything and just leave it at that

I think I love you, @CarolwithaC.

I think everyone on Mn should henceforth refer to their mooncups as Vagina Blood Mugs.

Class act! Own it!

Nah, just apologise. This is par for the course at Xmas dos. And there has been much, much worse.

Still, flying moon cup..... way to go!