Should I leave with immediate effect? Mortified at my own behaviour

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We had our Christmas 'do' late November. On Friday we decided to all go for a few small drinks. I arrived late and people had been having drinks for a good hour or so before me.

I'm not really an alcohol lover so a few WKD sends me a bit off the rails

I haven't let my hair down in a very long time, probably not before pregnancy with DC who's now 2.

Anyway, I had a great time and ended up letting my hair down just a bit too much. I involved myself in shots and lots of other lovely tings that don't make you realise how much you're drinking.

I won't go into too much detail but my horrendously embarrassing ordeal involves a flying mooncup.

Should I resign immediately? I don't think I can face anyone again. Everyone seemed drunk too from what I can remember clearly but they seemed far more 'with it' than me.

Please tell me you pulled it out of your handbag?!

You pulled it out of your actual vagina in actual public????

@ MillieMoodle surely it’s the most important question!

I pulled it out from my clothes but it wasn't actually inserted

I took it from my bag and placed it in my skinny jeans, as a sort of demonstration of how to use it (which ridiculous because I wasn't actually showing how to insert it vaginally? I promise), but I was quite quick and I think people must think it was actually inserted at the time. Anyway, it flew from my hands somehow and landed there on the DJ's speaker

If it wasn't your handbag that you pulled it out of then yes, you need to resign with immediate effect. And possibly leave the country.

I am imagining period blood flying over peoples heads and landing on the dj!
Please tell us it was clean!

Pulled it out of where o where???

Oh dear god. So was it clean out of your handbag or like a kill bill movie with period blood all over the walls! Poor DJ!

Ok phew it was clean. I think you're ok.

Really hope it was pulled from your bag OP.

We can breathe it was clean .

Hopefully they believe you when you explain that it wasn’t actually in you, drunk you just thought a demo was the best idea.. and it doesn’t normally fly across the room

This sounds fine to me

I was picturing a middle-aged version of Carrie.

Sorry OP you have to do a secret Santa gifting a mooncup now!

Where in your skinny jeans did you place it? Did you actually put it where it's meant to go?! If so, FUUUUCK!! you sound fabulous!

Ahh, that’s fine. No need to resign or leave the country.

Just take it on d chin... own it u were just having a laugh

Read your update. I think you’re fine to show your face at work on Wednesday. I’ve heard of worse things happen at Christmas parties!

Millie I placed it half in half out in my draws quite quickly so I think it would've touched my bits in the briefest of flashes! But I'm very clean!

Didn't actually go anywhere near where it's suppose to be inserted of course

I'd find this hilarious and want to go out with you again. Now that you've clarified it was clean...

Don’t worry, the fact that people want to go out with you again is a good sign.
No one will think you pulled it out of your fanjo.

Op that’s fine. I was picturing spattering of menstrual blood!
It sounds like you were the life and soul.
Hold your head up high, style it out by claiming not to remember much. When people remind you about the V moon cup just say
“ Wow, that’s quite some party trick”

Haha. Sounds like you all had a good night out!

Own it

Oh yes, not suggesting you aren't clean, was more concerned that you might have inadvertently displayed your nethers to your colleagues, which would have been most surprising to them, clean or otherwise!

Don't be mortified, they obviously all enjoyed it