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What wanky things do you actually quite like?

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Somebodystired · 05/12/2019 10:37

I often see threads about popular things people don't like, and since it sometimes seems a bit trendy to NOT like popular things I wondered what slightly wanky things you DO like?

This thought popped into my head whilst eating duck pate on one of the three "artisan breads" I picked up from the bakery this morning. My DH always takes the piss out of my love for a posh bread but I care not a jot Grin

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TeaAddict235 · 05/12/2019 12:05

Seriously considering getting a wicker basket to do my shopping in like is done here in Germany.

Gewürztraminer wine. Riesling wine.

Recycling glass jars.for. Everything.

BeardedMum · 05/12/2019 12:11

I know it’s a light hearted thread but what is wanky about an avocado🤷🏻‍♀️Most of the things mentioned here is completely normal to do and eat for so many of us surely ?

Damntheman · 05/12/2019 12:12

Leaf tea. omg I love it. I have a special infuser cup that's just magical at work! I went out to buy more leaf tea yesterday and when I got back and told my boss where I'd been he said "But there's tea in the break room." No there isn't boss man, there is not..

managedmis · 05/12/2019 12:14

Overpriced coffee shop coffee
Christmas

Farrow and Ball paint. Seriously expensive wine. Opera.

^

Yeah. Utter fucking wank.

Grin
drspouse · 05/12/2019 12:14

If I've been doing these for years, since before they were wanky, do they count?

whatsinthebagwhatcoulditbe · 05/12/2019 12:18

@acornleaf nooooo Shock how have I not tried that?! Scuttles off to find nut butter

sue51 · 05/12/2019 12:18

Avocados
Craft gin
Cashew nut butter
Ridiculously expensive candles
Farrow and ball
Almond milk
Tea pigs

Arthritica · 05/12/2019 12:22

My Vespa.
Flat whites.
Sourdough toast.
Big storage jars for all my dry goods.

It’s wanky but I love them.

puds11 · 05/12/2019 12:23

Spelt crackers. Who knew! Craving them right now!

inthekitchensink · 05/12/2019 12:23

Farrow & Ball
White company candles & bath stuff
Himalayan salt lamp
Pouilly Fumé & Chablis
Tibetan singing bowl
Artisan bread
Sparkling water
I’m a wanker Smile

AnyFucker · 05/12/2019 12:25

Thornton's chocolates

marymungoandminge · 05/12/2019 12:26

Is salted butter wanky?

I sprinkle salt on my butter in a restaurant Blush

puds11 · 05/12/2019 12:27

@marymungoandminge I used to take salt sachets to the cinema to add to salted popcorn Blush

AliceLittle · 05/12/2019 12:32

Twigs, fairy lights and hanging shit all around the house. No-one says a thing when it's Christmas but sneer the rest of the year.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 05/12/2019 12:38

First class air travel.

It's bloody amazing. Wanky as fuck but amazing.

RaymondStopThat · 05/12/2019 12:38

If I've been doing these for years, since before they were wanky, do they count?

I'm also wondering that. I've always eaten medjool dates but have no idea who Ella is. Same with avocados. And my first FiL had one of those metal Italian coffee pots that you put on the cooker back in the 80s, are they wanky too now?

Fernie6491 · 05/12/2019 12:42

@Simkin hear, hear - nothing beats a teapot and a cup and saucer !

KurriKurri · 05/12/2019 12:43

Twiggy pebbly shit

'Beyond 100 Days' on news 24 -not sure if this is generally considered wanky - my DD tells me it is Grin)

Olde Worldy tea shops where all the cups and saucers are mismatched and the sugar comes in a mini kilner jar. I ALWAYS say when I sit down at the table in one 'Ooh isn't this lovely' which is a wanky thing to say probably - I don't care.

And yes to PP - Thornton's Chocolates especially the truffly ones. But I don't consider them as wanky as Hotel Chocolat or any chocolate that has chilli or bovril or shitake mushrooms embedded in it.

CandiceSucksCandy · 05/12/2019 12:43

-Dates with an almond in the middle and covered in chocolate. Dsis used to bring them back from the UAE for me, but they aren't wanky over there.

  • Bread maker bread, soooooo much nicer than bought.
  • Drinking tea using my antique teapot
  • Using a letter opener
  • Using my weighted hook for hanging my handbag off tables when I go out.
  • I love my log burner.
  • Keeping everything in jars, including the dishwasher tablets and the washing powder.
  • I crochet my own face pads instead of buying cotton wool ones. And they are also in a jar.
  • halloumi everything
PaperFlowers4 · 05/12/2019 12:53

Oh god, loads

Clothes made of natural fibres
Japanese stationery
Fountain pens
My set of le creuset pot
handmade natural perfume I had to order from a boutique perfumier in the Netherlands

Camomila · 05/12/2019 12:57

Is the ballet considered wanky? I also love museums/exhibitions and guest lectures/seminars.

Wanky food wise...I really like quinoa, my DM makes this lovely quinoa and aubergine thing which I used to love when I came home cold and tired from dance/gymnastics as a teen.

Gilead · 05/12/2019 12:59

I like opera.
I drink sparkling Elderflower.
I was given Chia bread the other day. I'm going to have to buy some!
I have tiny coloured lights around my fireplace all year round.

BillywigSting · 05/12/2019 13:01

@RaymondStopThat do you mean a mocha pot?

I have a bialetti one that I've had since I was about 16, I don't think they're particularly wanky just a good way of making espresso?

Waytooearly · 05/12/2019 13:04

Ooh fantastic thread!

My Vitamix. I have a fucking kale and fruit smoothie every morning. Whilst listening to opera.

Drbrowns · 05/12/2019 13:07

Proper coffee from a coffee machine, although, I don’t know how to use it, so I make my husband make me one before he goes to work and put in in a keep cup so
I can sip on it all morning.