When I'm booked in to discuss my most embarrassing problems?
If it's couch's, colds or strains I get a female or the older male.
If it's down below or "female issues" I get the young bloke.
Not only is he very handsome, he's not as sympathetic to some issues (worsening facial hair) as a woman might be (told me just to shave).
I swear the receptionists do it on purpose.