I’m amused so I’m sharing....
Just finished bedtime with my just turned seven Year old DD. We had a story and cwtches in bed and I said goodnight and went to leave. She said, Oh wait Mummy, I’ve named my new doll ( she had two our generation dolls for her recent birthday) , meet farty pants, ( said in a delighted tone). Bearing in mind I’ve been trying to limit her toilet humour, I attempted to keep a straight face and said, very nice. Goodnight darling.
Whereupon she sweetly said - night night Mummy. And (cue producing both dolls) night night from Farty Pants and Burp.
I had to leave the room and have been giggling ever since.