Its wet, grey and grim...

[cjt110]

...lets start a thread for some joy and laughter on such a shitty day.

I'd like to start off with something funny... but I can't because my feet are wet and I'm grumpy.

War of the Worlds

"hmm, which character is Robert Carlyle playing?...fuck, I'm old"

When my son was about 2, in the shower after swimming

"that one's bwoten"
(idly, not really concentrating) "what's broken, sweetheart?"
"mummy's penis is bwoten"

"you're really overdoing that hold-up before Word of the Father, Henry. After all, congregational items shouldn't need to be conducted"

"yes, but the reason they don't need to be conducted is because everyone's listening to the organ"

ahahahahah in your dreams, sweetheart (I didn't quite say this)