Can't stop eating penguin biscuits

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Anyone else love them
They must be laced with something

Glorified Bourbons coated in chocolate.

The mint ones are my fave!

Fucking love them.

The coloured wrapper. The joke. The picture of a penguin.

Marketing genius.

And thry taste sooooooo good.

Perhaps eating another packet will help you stop, worth a try?

They must be laced with something.

Erm... sugar? At a guess.

Ooh try them frozen 🤤

Try Timtams. They're penguins but bigger.

I remember when they had football scores on the wrappers. Bloody love them sometimes have two instead of lunch.

they are so dusty.
how can you eat more than one without your mouth totally drying out?

I’ve just been to the shops and now I want to go back and buy some Penguins.

I keep them in the fridge
How many is ok to eat per day?!

Make a cuppa, bite the top right hand corner and the bottom left hand corner. Dip bottom corner in your tea and suck through the top corner. Then eat. Someone taught me this in work a couple of years ago and I've never looked back

My Penguin bar tip - take two Penguin bars. Take a layer off each so you have half that is just biscuit and half that is biscuit and cream. Sandwich the two cream halves together - voila, one extra-thick Penguin!

They're alright, when there's nothing else better in the cupboards.

You have to nibble each short edge, then each long edge, ease off the top biscuit with your teeth then scrape the chocolate innards out with your teeth then eat the bottom biscuit / heaven!!

They are what I look forward to when I give blood

I eat edges first then pull apart then scrape middle bit

I have never related so much to a title in my life

I used to be like this but they don't taste as good as they used to.

I'm siding with zemblanity.
If you think penguins are good, find yourself some TimTams (Amazon, I believe). They are like penguins, but far superior.

They are really nice. Same as Cadbury Snack bars, I could eat them all day.

Not sure these thread is helping me stop eating them 🤣

I believe your body knows what vitamins and minerals you have a deficiency of, and gives you a craving for that. I occasionally have a craving for spinach for example (I am vegetarian and may not always get enough iron).

there is probably a trace element in penguins that your body knows it needs.

just eat the whole lot.

Tim Tam Slam. Penguin Slam just isn't the same.
/sadface

I suppose OP if we all liked a Penguin they'd be a rare treat so scoff yours down.

*How many is ok to eat per day?!=

Are you otherwise a healthy eater op? A healthy weight? Clearly eating lots of biscuits isn't healthy if done daily,

People think it's funny to encourage you to binge. But they've no idea of your relationship with food, or your weight.

If you dripped in you were clinically obese, ore diabetic, and had a binge eating disorder, I'm fairly sure they wouldn't find it funny to encourage you to "eat the lot".