Can someone please explain these

[Georgenord]

Because I’m genuinely bewildered

Also these? Is this actually a snack dispenser for when you’re on the toilet?! 🤮

One legged tights. Slightly in fashion due to the Kardashians

Cheap veneers

Dog pants

Wish has so many WTF things ....

No ... not a clue

Thanks @NinetySixer

So do people do DIY veneers? Do they just grind off their own teeth then pop one of these on?

The weird bulgy tights are just to show you how much they hold you in when you wear them . The real item would be an actual 'traditional' whole Leg pair

I bought the fake teeth for a Halloween project 😂

I thought the tights were to show you how much they slimmed you by when you wore them

Dog period pants

I have no idea why anyone would want compression stockings with a hole in, or whatever those things are, but the whole operation looks like a seriously dodgy Chinese shopping site - if the weird stuff you order ever actually turns up, it probably won't be anything like the picture but if you want to return it you will have to jump through hoops and pay postage back to China so they assume most people won't bother and will write it off to experience (lots of the fashion ads which pop up on MN, facebook and elsewhere seem to operate on this principle).

I guess if enough people order things for a laugh they make money out of it, and also have your details to spam you for ever more.

I'm not sure if that is a toilet next to the toilet snacks - not sure what it is though - maybe a centrifuge. Which would make them centrifuge snacks.

The blue things are ear covers, for when you need to cover your ears.

The tights have an escape route incase the pressure of all your held in leg fat gets too great.

The dog pants are in case your dog is very modest, or just likes wearing pants.

The teeth are in case all your teeth suddenly fall out - keep them in your handbag so you never need worry.

The thing next to the snack containers is a rice cooker with its lid open (standard in Chinese kitchens).

I prefer the centrifuge snack theory!

They’re not veneers - they’re teeth that labs used to make dentures

The teeth are individual.