Surprising lines in the nativity play

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DC has to say 'Dancing a line dance, the people of Nazareth', X Factor voice-over style

If the bible had more lines in in like that I’d be down the church every Sunday!😁

My DD is a Midwife this year.

I love a nativity play ! My niece was a Japanese tourist one year and had to take photos of the baby Jesus.

My DS was an alien who was flying over Bethlehem at the time so popped down to see what was happening. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My DD was once a cockerel that was in the stable when the baby was born, outfit included a LOT of tinsel!

My aching sides.

I'm surprised they're even doing a nativity that mentions Nazareth. DD was in a Christmas story about the Alien Who Fell to Earth. She was a Superstar. No reference to Jesus, Mary or Bethlehem.
It's inclusivity don'cha know?

These are brilliant!

I use to love the anticipation of the Xmas play when DS was small and what characters would appear - especially if they did a 'traditional nativity'.

DS usually sat on one side and played an instrument. He has asd.

My favourite when ds was Joseph and ran around waving his hands around his head in panic "the baby is coming, the baby is coming, get me towels and hot water!" or words to that effect.

I miss not going to the nativity