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Toe B Aspire in Spandex, Celeb Gossip Part 2

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iSayaPrayer · 06/11/2019 20:41

Do we have anything else to add?

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giggleshizz · 07/11/2019 14:18

I've heard the Liam Neeson biggus dickus rumour too. Heard it years ago, friend of a friend apparently slept with him

Fuckloadofcheese · 07/11/2019 14:25

Can someone please tell me what mr spandex did?!

Bearfrills · 07/11/2019 14:36

Mr Spandex is known for being a bit of an arsehole who is difficult to work with.

CocoLoco87 · 07/11/2019 14:50

Can someone pm me who the heck special k is please! And who is hung like a horse?!

CocoLoco87 · 07/11/2019 14:51

Don't worry, I've googled it. I don't actually know who he is anyway lol Confused

IfWishesWereFishes · 07/11/2019 14:52

Special K is (I think!) a black English comedian who uses the initial K after his first name, which also begins with an S and has 7 letters.

Hayls17 · 07/11/2019 14:58

Did anyone work out who the TV presenter who took it up the arse at the Britt awards was from the first thread?

Annasgirl · 07/11/2019 15:01

@Hayls17 I think Denise who dated Jay

BouquetOfRoses · 07/11/2019 15:22

Never heard the Diana/singer rumour before! But after reading the lyrics I'm tempted to believe it

lardass88 · 07/11/2019 15:25

Am loving this thread!!

MoiraRose · 07/11/2019 15:28

Did anyone work out who the TV presenter who took it up the arse at the Britt awards was from the first thread?

I asked if it was Denise VO and JK on first page but had no reply

Encyclo · 07/11/2019 15:33

Ooh I just remembered a good un.

One of Liam Gallaghers ex wives was divorced by her husband after he caught her in bed with a very famous diminutive Irish rock star

Hugsgalore · 07/11/2019 15:39

Diana and singer??

iSayaPrayer · 07/11/2019 15:46

Hayls I bet this morning you never thought you’d ask the question:

Did anyone work out who the TV presenter who took it up the arse at the Britt awards was from the first thread?

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Gulsink · 07/11/2019 15:55

Not gossip or rumour and a bit niche, but previous posts about Noel Fielding reminded me that I was shocked to find out Abu from the Mighty Boosh is Noel Fieldings real life brother!
Draco Malfoy is Peagreen Clock from the Borrowers.

Gulsink · 07/11/2019 15:57

Bryan Adams and Saint Di.

Goatrider · 07/11/2019 15:58

Whereabouts at the Brits? In the loos?

BinkySodPlop · 07/11/2019 16:03

Just back! Thanks for the explanations of who's who.... Smile. A friend of mine once dated a bloke with a huge penis and said it was less like making love and more like giving birth. Sometimes bigger is not better.

Fuckenstein · 07/11/2019 16:32

Omg that mummy penis is horrifying

SpiderCharlotte · 07/11/2019 16:37

I bet this morning you never thought you’d ask the question:

Noooooooooo! @iSayaPrayer I'm shocked! Does this person's name have something to do with a popular Christmas bush? (scuse the pun ...)

iSayaPrayer · 07/11/2019 16:42

I haven’t a clue who it is, but assume you don’t mean Poinsettia, Spider ?

More something you’d deck the halls with Grin

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KayakingOnDown · 07/11/2019 16:48

Freemason stuff is not alt-right, it's been around for many years. And it is very much celeb gossip.

whitershadeofpale · 07/11/2019 16:49

I've just got a popbitch email. I'll cut and paste the goss:

X-istential crisis

whitershadeofpale · 07/11/2019 16:49

Golden handshake

whitershadeofpale · 07/11/2019 16:50

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