I am looking for a resort-type place for a few days in UK, is there such a thing as a more upmarket Butlins?
It could be a hotel or a chalet holiday park (as long as not self catering or caravans) and with some facilities ie swimming pool, entertainment (shows rather than amusement arcades), activities like maybe dancing lessons or games during the day.
Or similar in Europe within 1/2 day driving distance from the ports.
Like Club Med but unfortunately none close enough and don't want to fly.