I need a kick in the arse

[Cinderellasma]

I have some serious life changing paperwork to sort out today. Instead I have the cleanest house and car in the area, I have drank all the coffee, and I'm now about to tackle the cupboard of crap in the kitchen...

I haven't been this procrastinate - y in 20 odd years

I'd be the same as you, terrible putter- offer.

Have you alphabetised your underwear drawer yet?

This made me laugh, because the wardrobe was next. This productivity should be bottled 😂😂😂😂

What’s the paperwork and why don’t you want to do it?

It's for a new post. I do this with absolutely every piece of official documentation relating to myself. Every piece. Which is mad. I am (clearly) a very productive human.

Can I add I've also fake tanned and used some styling gadget on my hair that was never out of its box before. I smell like coconut and have salon bouncy hair.

I've also logged onto thr computer tho so I'll sort out my stuff now, it'll take 5 min and I'll wonder what all the fuss was about. Standard.