Argh, Halloween costume

[Fallulah]

I’m not in to Halloween and usually let it pass me by but have just had an invite to a Halloween party on Saturday. What can I wear?! Am fat with massive curly hair and don’t really like fancy dress unless I can look good at the same time (sorry if that makes me sound uptight). Happy to buy something but don’t really know where to look!

if you don't enjoy dressing up, you could wear a black dress, a headband like this, dark eyeshadow (probably black again) all round your eyes and put a drop of fake blood on your forehead so that it trickles down

Wear black and a witches hat?

Do you like me a girls? I saw a good one online -damian with hoodie and sunglasses and a sign saying 'she doesn't even go here'. Alternatively just write book on your face.... Then you can wear what you want. But you are 'facebook'.
I hate stuff like this can you tell...

Mean girls that should have said sorry!

Massive curly hair - wear an office skirt and blouse, borrow a tie and get a stick (wand) and you can go as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.