Please PLEASE if you know of a way to help rid me of this godforsaken tummy swell pop it in this thread. I have surpassed discomfort into the realm of Violet Beauregarde. My stomach is actually the shape of a cone and I've lost my appetite for fear of adding to my own misery.
I'm being very dramatic but just need to expel this bloaty demon making itself home in my guts.
Thank you