The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Rather appropriately, mine is "you must be exhausted!"

Got a right deal!

I don’t care if you can’t get any dwarfs, just get the show on!

Eat it all! 😁

'On Zufari'

"Got some clear duct tape, pretty much good to go now!"

Ah crap. Leaky boob! I have a leaky boob. I'm going to have to do parents evening with a coat on. 🙈

Put the large oven on please....

What a great thread

Yes I have told her

You need wellies its forest school

Hurry up, I want pizza!

I'm done

😂

Sold !

I transferred £100

I hope you have a great date!

Ready for transport 🙌

Dog has run off!

Oh ffs not again

''the plumber is coming tomorrow''

“I think he won”

Fingers crossed it's only a cold.

'Think he's going to be a knob but I can't hold him much longer'

"At our age surely tucking the norks into the pants is de rigeur....?"
🤣

He will catch it somewhere else if not from her

Curry for tea??