Tell me the last 5 things you bought on Amazon

[SickySicky]

Just bored and being nosy.

Mine :

A smoke machine
Bathroom scales
A waterproof coat
Dog shampoo
Blender

Man's shaver cleaner
Man's shaver cleaning brushes
Kindle book
Canvas Vans
Pack 6 men's luxury socks

The last 5 things that I purchased on Amazon are:
The christmasauras musical book
Hard backed envelopes
Cellophane bags
Crash bandicoot game
Pink card

So a combination of Christmas gifts and office supplies.

iPhone case
Gum shield for rugby
Waterproof rucksack cover
Printer ink
Credit card contactless blocker

Bridesmaids dress
Crystal growing kit
Audio book (machines like me by Ian McEwan)
Lots and lots and lots of books

6 pack LED bulbs
Cordless vacuum
3 LED dimmable bulbs
Kindle book (free)
Kindle book (free)

Ecoegg re-usable bamboo towels
Restock of shampoo shower gels
Bulk dishwasher tablets and toilet rolls
Academic year diary
Book on how to solve cryptic crossword puzzles

Paper food rubbish bags
Elemis Skin Softening Body Rub
Solar Garden Lights
Dog Food
Thumb Support Brace

1. Laptop
2. Cuddly bunny (baby gift)
3. Washi Tape
4. A book (Mad Mobs and Englishmen)
5. Power bank

1. Bedsheets
2. Hair styling set ( still in packet)
3. Anti wrinkle cream
4. Slow cooker liners ( game changer!)
5. Hand blender

Gel nail polish
USB-C phone charger
Night light
Soap
Ladyshave

Glucosamine
Walk in the Woods (film)
Predator (film)
Eat cleaning kit ( OH bought for DS)
Tidy Boys cd
Scouting for Girls cd

EAR cleaning kit ffs

Do films count ? If not

Dr Who Cyberman jug
Llama water bottle

Book
Book
Jonas brothers CD
Socks
Mug for DD's stocking which says 'if you don't get my Harry Potter humour there is something Siriusly Ron with you' which made me laugh really hard!

Small melamine tray (to go under new toaster)
Banneton
Breville sandwich toaster
5 tier spice rack
Chrome kitchen roll holder

(Care to guess which room is currently being done up?)

Duvet and pillow set
Phone case
Tepee brushes
Grobag
Cats poetry book

Lightbulbs
Wifi range extender
Left handed pens
Mira shower hose
Label printer labels

A Jesus costume
Batteries
Shampoo
Angel costume
Batteries

A shed
A children's torch
Forks
Base for the shed
Phone charger

Obviously living the high life

I dont understand... why?

Are you all working for Amazon?

Do you not find that amazon is not as competitive any more, and sell a lot of very poor quality items?

I am at a loss why people ask this and then so many provide this???

Is it supposed to be fun, or just a promo?

Whirlers dog treats (monthly delivery)
Sack of cat litter
Chicken feeder
Chicken drinker
Purina cat food

I bought:

A self inflicted wedgie machine
Revenge
Toboggan hit-and-run insurance for an upcoming trip
A quad of pills - the blue one makes me rich, the green one makes me healthy, the yellow one makes me young and the red one brings me love. The catch though is I can only take one and once chosen all the other pills spontaneously combust.

Oh sorry, forgot the 5th one - I also bought a clue.

A dress
Some wings
A teddy bear coat
A Black single bed
A single mattress

Phone chargers -no one is allowed to use devices while charging EVER AGAIN (except me, in secret, because I'm not a hooligan)

A Lego burger bar which is sadly gripped by an inferno.

A leadership book (I need help)

Curtain rings (no one is allowed to touch the curtains EVER AGAIN except me etc etc)

Lollipop sticks (because zombie cat puppets, of course)

A 12 box of Smints.
Slippers.
Travel adaptor.
Travel kettle.
Pass the Pigs.