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This pig is...erm... interesting

28 replies

JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:23

This ad just popped up on my FB feed. To me it looks like she's lying back with a "take me now" kind of expression. I feel slightly uncomfortable looking at it!

So am I just sick of mind, or is this a very odd pig posture?!

This pig is...erm... interesting
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JaneJeffer · 14/10/2019 14:24

Are you David Cameron?

SpiderCharlotte · 14/10/2019 14:25

Eh? What the hell goes on in your head? 😜

JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:26

Ewwww, no Jane. The picture just made me laugh, that's all.

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JumpyLiz · 14/10/2019 14:26

You have issues.

Pinkdoor · 14/10/2019 14:26

You are sick of mind I'm afraid ConfusedGrin

JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:27

Ok, so it's just me. Does no-one else think it's quite a human pose?

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JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:27

Oh well my sister thought it was funny!

Time for a name change Blush

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Eminybob · 14/10/2019 14:29

Well it is a human pose as I’m pretty sure pigs don’t sit like that, but it doesn’t say “come hither” to me.

JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:31

Well it doesn't say "come hither" to me in that I don't want to shag the pig, like I said I'm not Dodgy Dave!

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JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:32

In my defense I am recovering from a sickness bug, so maybe I'm still slightly delirious!

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littleduckeggblue · 14/10/2019 14:33

That pig looks AMAZING!!!!

P1nkHeartLovesCake · 14/10/2019 14:35

You are one sick in the mind person, sorry but you are.

Maybe it’s a sign you need a good shag?

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 14/10/2019 14:36

I think the pig looks chilled, like he's just eaten a bad but delicious meal and he's letting it digest...

I can't really see anything sexual in it but we'll blame the virus Grin

GinaCarbonara · 14/10/2019 14:40

It is a human pose, but to me it's very childlike. Like a child sitting and looking up at someone reading them a story, or watching tv, or looking at clouds etc. Nothing remotely sexual about it for me I'm afraid.

dontgobaconmyheart · 14/10/2019 14:42

I think you've overthought that OP. It's a lesson in the fact that family humour is always a weird bubble of in jokes that nobody outside gets though- if you want a reliable opinion never ask family! They always think you're great/right/hilarious Wink - get well soon though Flowers

Wetnappies · 14/10/2019 14:43

When you said "take me now" I assumed you meant the pig looked as if it was waiting to be taken willinging to the slaughter house - am I the only one?!

JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:45

Well maybe this thread will cure me of my Mumsnet obsession as I will be too mortified to ever come back now, even with a name change. The shame....

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JohnWolfenstein · 14/10/2019 14:46

But also, £40 for it?!

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Katinski · 14/10/2019 15:42

That piggy is definitely a she and therefore should be wearing a bra - at least! Absolute filth, OP Grin

isayhitocats · 14/10/2019 15:55

It looks like it's on a girls holiday and has asked its mate to take a sexy cute pic for Instagram of her #chillaxing on the beach and #makingmemories

Picklypickles · 14/10/2019 16:10

It looks like the piggy is enjoying a bit of sunshine on her face on a lovely summers day after a nice stroll in the countryside. I definitely don't feel any arousal!!

Bluntness100 · 14/10/2019 16:12

I also can't see anything sexual about that.

Do you also find teddy bears filthy?🤣

Shockers · 14/10/2019 16:14

That pig can be anything you want it to be...

FlaviaAlbia · 14/10/2019 16:16

I'm voting for fever induced delirium. Have you taken your temperature recently? Grin

AravisQueenOfArchenland · 14/10/2019 16:36

I'm usually quite sick that way myself, but that particular pig looks innocent, even to me.

Defo your fifthy mind op Grin

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