Biting your tongue and other minor failings of the human body.

[PralineCookie]

Is it just me or is biting your tongue one of the most annoying things ever? That or biting the side of your mouth. There really should be some reflex that stops you from doing it.

Don't get me started on hiccups.

What minor things about the body irritate you?

Producing hair that goes frizzy in the rain. No need for that at all! Producing sleek, swishy hair would be fine!

There’s no need for toenails to grow, really, is there?

Sneezing angers me

That thing when you swallow liquid too hard and it becomes like a painful ball in your mouth.

Also heartburn.

Not your mouth, your gullet... just me?

Actually, now I think about it, I suppose that were I a bloke, I would be complaining about my testicles being outside my body.

And the appendix - surely that could surely have been done with away by now? And wisdom teeth. Away with them!

Brain freeze.

Oh I love a good sneeze! So satisfying.

However, not so funny bones sticking out to catch on anything and everything (if you are clumsy like me)

Men's most sensitive parts dangling dangerously from their bodies rather than tucked away safely.

Moustaches and beards (male and female) just no need for this extra coverage.

All design flaws

Dollywilde

I get that with food too, I just eat way too fast!

There’s no need for toenails to grow, really, is there?

I agree. I hate long nails so if my fingernails could stop growing too I'd appreciate it.

When you accidentally swallow and breathe at the same time and thus nearly choke.

I throw up if I drink black tea on an empty stomach. That's stupid.

Could we please (men and women) have genitalia that are a bit more attractive? I feel like our Creator did well at boobs and rested on his laurels and stopped trying. Probably playing with the boobs.

While we are at it can we have a word about periods and associated symptoms too?

@Dollywilde I get you!

Also, why do my finger nails not all grow to the same length/stay at the same length? Why does one always break just as I think they're all looking nice?

Brain freeze - pushing your tongue into the roof of your mouth will sort that.

I do that too @PralineCookie. Then end up with ulcers. Pisses me right off

Why is it everytime we hurt something it’s usually the pinky toe...

You also manage to discover you know 14 languages when you stub that toe too

Probably playing with the boobs

"Yeah, just got some leftover bits and nubbins, roll 'em all up and stick ' em on where the legs meet, perfect, whatever, I don't care"

Babies that don't just fall asleep when they are tired, just cry and get more upset. What's that about?

Bones that stick out, hips ribs collarbone etc that rub on everything and also that our ribs arent better designed so that when you move in certain ways, the skin etc doesn't pop under. Oh and not long/bendy enough arms to scratch that itch.

I second wisdom teeth! What is the point in them

Getting an eyelash in your eye..

Those really bloody annoying travelling itches. Where you think its on your thigh so you scratch it, but then mysteriously it's on your calf, so scratch that. Then it's behind your knee...

(I have just scratched in order: top of thigh, inner thigh, face. And face again.)

Getting an eyelash in your eye..

Related: when your eye itches, so you rub it. It feels like HEAVEN!
Then a second after you stop, it starts up a thousand times worse.

Ridiculous design.

When you've eaten something dodgy or have a nasty bug why does your body have to evacuate the contents of your digestive system from both ends at the same time.

One would suffice and be a bit easier to manage!

Being able to trip over your own feet.

Stupid. Embarrassing. An utter design flaw.